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Subject Author Date off topic A RANT vinny 09-26-2008  Re: off topic A RANT D Murphy 09-26-2008  Re: off topic A RANT vinny 09-26-2008
Posted by vinny on September 26, 2008, 6:24 pm Please log in for more thread options For the love of GOD, will microsoft please add things like "lol" "wtf" etc... to their spell checker database? lol I spelled Microsoft wrong...damn that spell checker!!! Posted by D Murphy on September 26, 2008, 6:58 pm Please log in for more thread options > For the love of GOD, will microsoft please add things like "lol" > "wtf" > etc... to their spell checker database? > > > lol I spelled Microsoft wrong...damn that spell checker!!! > > > Just right click the underlined word and add it to your custom dictionary. A fun prank along the same lines is to open MS Word on someones computer, click on "Tools", then "Auto Correct Options". Type in the persons name in the "replace" box and type in dumbass or the insult of your choice in the "with" box. Then every time they type their name it will automatically be replaced with "dumbass". Or take a common word like "for" and relace it with the F-bomb. To get rid of it you just open auto correct again and scroll down to the word in the "replace" box and erase it. The dictionary cuts across all MS applications so it will work in Outlook, PowerPoint, etc. I had a buddy of mine sending e-mails for three days signed "Small Cock Smith" I had a salesman running virus scans and screaming at his computer one day. He was trying to add his name to a quote, and it kept changing from "John Smith" to "John Smith the Idiot". Too funny. -- Dan Posted by vinny on September 26, 2008, 8:11 pm Please log in for more thread options > >> For the love of GOD, will microsoft please add things like "lol" >> "wtf" >> etc... to their spell checker database? >> >> >> lol I spelled Microsoft wrong...damn that spell checker!!! >> >> >> > > Just right click the underlined word and add it to your custom > dictionary. > > A fun prank along the same lines is to open MS Word on someones > computer, click on "Tools", then "Auto Correct Options". Type in the > persons name in the "replace" box and type in dumbass or the insult of > your choice in the "with" box. > > Then every time they type their name it will automatically be replaced > with "dumbass". Or take a common word like "for" and relace it with the > F-bomb. > > To get rid of it you just open auto correct again and scroll down to the > word in the "replace" box and erase it. > > The dictionary cuts across all MS applications so it will work in > Outlook, PowerPoint, etc. > > I had a buddy of mine sending e-mails for three days signed "Small Cock > Smith" > > I had a salesman running virus scans and screaming at his computer one > day. He was trying to add his name to a quote, and it kept changing from > "John Smith" to "John Smith the Idiot". > > Too funny. > > -- > > Dan > > I like your thinking...article...archived! Similar Threads Posted Re: What I hate..A rant! June 30, 2009, 6:08 am Re: What I hate..A rant! June 30, 2009, 11:45 am OT# Re: What I hate..A rant! June 30, 2009, 2:33 pm Re: What I hate..A rant! June 30, 2009, 2:41 pm We suck. A RANT! August 4, 2009, 4:35 am Re: We suck. A RANT! August 12, 2009, 10:32 am Re: We suck. A RANT! August 12, 2009, 10:52 am Lathe Rant..... and some Qs.... February 4, 2010, 4:49 pm Re: Rant: TV commercials -- you proly won't believe this.... January 6, 2010, 12:22 pm Re: Somethings are just too scary for menfolk.... was A RANT! August 12, 2009, 10:48 am