Scope thingy?

>>> I was in a second hand store today, 30% off before noon, and browsing
>>> around. They have a computer department, sell donated computers after
>>> fixing em up. The repair tech is this really cute latina chick, and we
>>> got to chatting. Over her shoulder I could see this scope thingy...had
>>> a square screen and lots of buttons and knobs, and I asked her about
>>> it. Now her English isnt all that great, but we managed to communicate
>>> pretty well, and she said someone had donated it, but she didnt know
>>> what it was either but the power light came on and some sort of green
>>> line appears in the scope part.
>>>
>>> Now Ive always been a sucker for flashy lights and lots of knobs and
>>> electronical kinda stuff and cute little latinas, so I asked her for a
>>> price for it, and her phone number. She called her boss over, El
>>> Jeffe, and he blinked a bit, scratched his head, they babbled back in
>>> forth in Espaniol for a bit and then he opinied that he would have to
>>> ask $39.95, just on general principles, so I asked to see it. Says
>>> B&K 2160, 60mhz Osillyscope. Clean, neat, looked brand new, no
>>> scratches, no dings, and when I turned it on..had a little bitty green
>>> line in the tv looking part. He opined that it was 30% off day..so Id
>>> best get my (Wrangler clad) ass to the checkout stand before 12 to get
>>> the discount. He left
>>>
>>> We ..she and I, hunted around for a probe, but couldnt find any, but I
>>> remembered I had some in the truck for my Tektronixs scope thingy..I
>>> picked up the critter, and she ran her hands down my arms, gave me her
>>> phone number and patted my (Wrangler clad) ass and walked me to the
>>> register, where I got my 30% off of the $39.95 price of the sillyscope
>>> thingy.
>>>
>>> I got home, plugged it in, and made the green line do all sorts of
>>> nifty things, played with the Component Tester section and the
>>> multiple channels and delayed sweep lines and whatnot. Seems to be
>>> working ok. Still not quite sure what its used for, but its REAL
>>> NEAT!!
>>>
>>> Now Ive got to go, Im supposed to pick the computer lady (Carmen) up
>>> at 9:30 tonight and we is gonna go shoot some pool and whatnot. When
>>> we talked on the phone, she asked what to wear, and I allowed that I
>>> like to see skin, and she giggled and said she would show me some.
>>>
>>> Ifen I wasnt a gentleman, Id let yall know in the morning, if its one
>>> gloat..or two.
>>>
>>>
>>> Gunner, taking a handful of Centrum vitamins and putting on his
>>> boots...