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Posted by The Davenport's on May 11, 2008, 10:28 pm
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>I was in a second hand store today, 30% off before noon, and browsing
> around. They have a computer department, sell donated computers after
> fixing em up. The repair tech is this really cute latina chick, and we
> got to chatting. Over her shoulder I could see this scope thingy...had
> a square screen and lots of buttons and knobs, and I asked her about
> it. Now her English isnt all that great, but we managed to communicate
> pretty well, and she said someone had donated it, but she didnt know
> what it was either but the power light came on and some sort of green
> line appears in the scope part.
>
> Now Ive always been a sucker for flashy lights and lots of knobs and
> electronical kinda stuff and cute little latinas, so I asked her for a
> price for it, and her phone number. She called her boss over, El
> Jeffe, and he blinked a bit, scratched his head, they babbled back in
> forth in Espaniol for a bit and then he opinied that he would have to
> ask $39.95, just on general principles, so I asked to see it. Says
> B&K 2160, 60mhz Osillyscope. Clean, neat, looked brand new, no
> scratches, no dings, and when I turned it on..had a little bitty green
> line in the tv looking part. He opined that it was 30% off day..so Id
> best get my (Wrangler clad) ass to the checkout stand before 12 to get
> the discount. He left
>
> We ..she and I, hunted around for a probe, but couldnt find any, but I
> remembered I had some in the truck for my Tektronixs scope thingy..I
> picked up the critter, and she ran her hands down my arms, gave me her
> phone number and patted my (Wrangler clad) ass and walked me to the
> register, where I got my 30% off of the $39.95 price of the sillyscope
> thingy.
>
> I got home, plugged it in, and made the green line do all sorts of
> nifty things, played with the Component Tester section and the
> multiple channels and delayed sweep lines and whatnot. Seems to be
> working ok. Still not quite sure what its used for, but its REAL
> NEAT!!
>
> Now Ive got to go, Im supposed to pick the computer lady (Carmen) up
> at 9:30 tonight and we is gonna go shoot some pool and whatnot. When
> we talked on the phone, she asked what to wear, and I allowed that I
> like to see skin, and she giggled and said she would show me some.
>
> Ifen I wasnt a gentleman, Id let yall know in the morning, if its one
> gloat..or two.
>
>
> Gunner, taking a handful of Centrum vitamins and putting on his
> boots...
SO...which is the gloat...the silly scope or the date?
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Posted by Gunner on May 11, 2008, 10:59 pm
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On Sun, 11 May 2008 21:28:08 -0500, "The Davenport's"
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>>I was in a second hand store today, 30% off before noon, and browsing
>> around. They have a computer department, sell donated computers after
>> fixing em up. The repair tech is this really cute latina chick, and we
>> got to chatting. Over her shoulder I could see this scope thingy...had
>> a square screen and lots of buttons and knobs, and I asked her about
>> it. Now her English isnt all that great, but we managed to communicate
>> pretty well, and she said someone had donated it, but she didnt know
>> what it was either but the power light came on and some sort of green
>> line appears in the scope part.
>>
>> Now Ive always been a sucker for flashy lights and lots of knobs and
>> electronical kinda stuff and cute little latinas, so I asked her for a
>> price for it, and her phone number. She called her boss over, El
>> Jeffe, and he blinked a bit, scratched his head, they babbled back in
>> forth in Espaniol for a bit and then he opinied that he would have to
>> ask $39.95, just on general principles, so I asked to see it. Says
>> B&K 2160, 60mhz Osillyscope. Clean, neat, looked brand new, no
>> scratches, no dings, and when I turned it on..had a little bitty green
>> line in the tv looking part. He opined that it was 30% off day..so Id
>> best get my (Wrangler clad) ass to the checkout stand before 12 to get
>> the discount. He left
>>
>> We ..she and I, hunted around for a probe, but couldnt find any, but I
>> remembered I had some in the truck for my Tektronixs scope thingy..I
>> picked up the critter, and she ran her hands down my arms, gave me her
>> phone number and patted my (Wrangler clad) ass and walked me to the
>> register, where I got my 30% off of the $39.95 price of the sillyscope
>> thingy.
>>
>> I got home, plugged it in, and made the green line do all sorts of
>> nifty things, played with the Component Tester section and the
>> multiple channels and delayed sweep lines and whatnot. Seems to be
>> working ok. Still not quite sure what its used for, but its REAL
>> NEAT!!
>>
>> Now Ive got to go, Im supposed to pick the computer lady (Carmen) up
>> at 9:30 tonight and we is gonna go shoot some pool and whatnot. When
>> we talked on the phone, she asked what to wear, and I allowed that I
>> like to see skin, and she giggled and said she would show me some.
>>
>> Ifen I wasnt a gentleman, Id let yall know in the morning, if its one
>> gloat..or two.
>>
>>
>> Gunner, taking a handful of Centrum vitamins and putting on his
>> boots...
>
>SO...which is the gloat...the silly scope or the date?
>
both actually....chuckle
Gunner
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> around. They have a computer department, sell donated computers after
> fixing em up. The repair tech is this really cute latina chick, and we
> got to chatting. Over her shoulder I could see this scope thingy...had
> a square screen and lots of buttons and knobs, and I asked her about
> it. Now her English isnt all that great, but we managed to communicate
> pretty well, and she said someone had donated it, but she didnt know
> what it was either but the power light came on and some sort of green
> line appears in the scope part.
>
> Now Ive always been a sucker for flashy lights and lots of knobs and
> electronical kinda stuff and cute little latinas, so I asked her for a
> price for it, and her phone number. She called her boss over, El
> Jeffe, and he blinked a bit, scratched his head, they babbled back in
> forth in Espaniol for a bit and then he opinied that he would have to
> ask $39.95, just on general principles, so I asked to see it. Says
> B&K 2160, 60mhz Osillyscope. Clean, neat, looked brand new, no
> scratches, no dings, and when I turned it on..had a little bitty green
> line in the tv looking part. He opined that it was 30% off day..so Id
> best get my (Wrangler clad) ass to the checkout stand before 12 to get
> the discount. He left
>
> We ..she and I, hunted around for a probe, but couldnt find any, but I
> remembered I had some in the truck for my Tektronixs scope thingy..I
> picked up the critter, and she ran her hands down my arms, gave me her
> phone number and patted my (Wrangler clad) ass and walked me to the
> register, where I got my 30% off of the $39.95 price of the sillyscope
> thingy.
>
> I got home, plugged it in, and made the green line do all sorts of
> nifty things, played with the Component Tester section and the
> multiple channels and delayed sweep lines and whatnot. Seems to be
> working ok. Still not quite sure what its used for, but its REAL
> NEAT!!
>
> Now Ive got to go, Im supposed to pick the computer lady (Carmen) up
> at 9:30 tonight and we is gonna go shoot some pool and whatnot. When
> we talked on the phone, she asked what to wear, and I allowed that I
> like to see skin, and she giggled and said she would show me some.
>
> Ifen I wasnt a gentleman, Id let yall know in the morning, if its one
> gloat..or two.
>
>
> Gunner, taking a handful of Centrum vitamins and putting on his
> boots...