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Posted by Gunner Asch on August 18, 2008, 6:56 pm
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Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus
surgery.
After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and
carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her.
When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look
around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?"
(big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine
everywhere)
She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in
that arm....
On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but
mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........
I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years.....
Im gonna deny everything.....
<G>
Gunner
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those
who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality",
John F. Kennedy.
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Posted by Karl Townsend on August 18, 2008, 7:02 pm
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Things NOT to say after landing a trophy buck:
That was better than sex!
Its been 15 years, still haven't lived it down.
Karl
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Posted by Michael A. Terrell on August 18, 2008, 7:32 pm
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Gunner Asch wrote:
>
> Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus
> surgery.
>
> After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and
> carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her.
>
> When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look
> around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?"
>
> (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine
> everywhere)
>
> She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in
> that arm....
>
> On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but
> mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........
>
> I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years.....
>
> Im gonna deny everything.....
Be very, very careful is she calls you 'Kermit'. You've seen miss
Piggy knock his bony little ass across the room. :(
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Posted by Mark F on August 18, 2008, 7:55 pm
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Gunner Asch wrote:
> Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus
> surgery.
>
> After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and
> carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her.
>
> When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look
> around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?"
>
> (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine
> everywhere)
>
> She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in
> that arm....
>
> On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but
> mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........
>
>
> I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years.....
>
> Im gonna deny everything.....
>
> <G>
>
> Gunner
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>
> The hottest places in hell are reserved for those
> who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality",
> John F. Kennedy.
On a par with "do these jeans make my butt look fat?"
"The jeans have nothing to do with it..."
Or, "You made me give up beer but you just spent 200 bucks on cosmetics"..
"That's to make me look beautiful for you"
"That's what the beer was for..."
and on and on....
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Posted by on August 18, 2008, 10:02 pm
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> Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus
> surgery.
>
> After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and
> carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her.
>
> When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look
> around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?"
>
> (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine
> everywhere)
>
> She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in
> that arm....
>
> On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but
> mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........
>
> I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years.....
>
> Im gonna deny everything.....
>
> <G>
>
> Gunner
>
> The hottest places in hell are reserved for those
> who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality",
> John F. Kennedy.
Gunner, have always admired your social skills. Sorta ranks with "Mmm,
that beer was good, think I will drive down and get some more...."
DEFINITELY in the Good Idea At the Time category..(both cases)
Andrew VK3BFA.
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> Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus
> surgery.
>
> After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and
> carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her.
>
> When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look
> around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?"
>
> (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine
> everywhere)
>
> She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in
> that arm....
>
> On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but
> mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........
>
> I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years.....
>
> Im gonna deny everything.....