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uses for a hammer Cydrome Leader 03-05-2008
Posted by Carl Byrns on March 6, 2008, 11:53 am
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> I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
> metal and wood.
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> What can I do with a hammer?
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You could smash your testicles with it and improve the gene pool.

You could smash your keyboard with it and improve usenet.

-Carl



Posted by SteveB on March 6, 2008, 1:02 pm
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>> I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
>> metal and wood.
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>> What can I do with a hammer?
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They are great for removing fingernails.

Steve



Posted by Michael A. Terrell on March 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
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SteveB wrote:
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> >> I found a hammer. It is metal and has a wood handle. I like tools made of
> >> metal and wood.
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> >> What can I do with a hammer?
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> They are great for removing fingernails.


An angle grinder does a better job. :)


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Posted by Wes on March 6, 2008, 7:00 pm
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>What can I do with a hammer?

Kill people.
Shape metal.
Drive items into other items.
Adjust things.
Perform strange sex acts.
Cut rock with use of a star drill.
Carry it around and look like you are working. (Maintenance equivalent of
carrying a clib board)
Collect them.

Wes






Posted by Cydrome Leader on March 7, 2008, 10:36 am
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>>What can I do with a hammer?
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> Kill people.
> Shape metal.
> Drive items into other items.
> Adjust things.
> Perform strange sex acts.
> Cut rock with use of a star drill.

tell a story of a star drill.


> Carry it around and look like you are working. (Maintenance equivalent of

Ha. I like this one.

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